D. Green, MLA Yan Yean

"(...) it is now expected that the population growth predicted in 2001 is actually going to be here in 2020 rather than in 2030. (...) - it is like 1 million people coming around to your place next Sunday and expecting a sausage at a barbecue."
Bernard Salt
In Parliament: The Big Victorian BBQ: 1 million too many guests
The Australian's April fool's joke
Until I saw the date of publication, 1 April 2008, the Australian newspaper's article Population soaring across country by Andrew Fraser purportedly 'celebrating' Australia's current record high rate of population growth had me mystified.
Working man's vegetable plot under attack again
When they want to take it off you, they call it the 'back yard'. But what it really is is your ticket to survival in the 21st century.